Well, I might as well accept it, and so might you. I'm a gossip. Always have been, always will be. No use in trying to deny it anyways, beings as you were sent here to listen to me, and write it all down in that fancy machine of yours. Oh, don't deny that you're dying to hear all about the folks that live 'round here. You wouldn't be here, otherwise, and wouldn't be looking quite so eager now, would you? What I can't figure, is why those newspaper folks of yours... Well, I might as well accept it, and so might you. I'm a gossip. Always have been, always will be. No use in trying to deny it anyways, beings as you were sent here to listen to me, and write it all down in that fancy machine of yours. Oh, don't deny that you're dying to hear all about the folks that live 'round here. You wouldn't be here, otherwise, and wouldn't be looking quite so eager now, would you? What I can't figure, is why those newspaper folks of yours think this is going to make them a bundle?
Well, I might as well accept it, and so might you. I'm a gossip. Always have been, always will be. No use in trying to deny it anyways, beings as you were sent here to listen to me, and write it all down in that fancy machine of yours. Oh, don't deny that you're dying to hear all about the folks that live 'round here. You wouldn't be here, otherwise, and wouldn't be looking quite so eager now, would you? What I can't figure, is why those newspaper folks of yours...
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